Tennessee Talks

Tennessee by Brittany Asch of Brrch

Mister Lou: Pleased to have you at the (dog)park today Tennessee, do you see anyone with fleas? We don't need these:::

Tennessee: Glad to see the flowers in bloom, my mom, Brittany takes me here &explains the varieties you see:::not just trees.

Mister Lou: Could you explain to me what I smell just beyond? It's not usual for this spot.

Tennessee:Ah that is Lavender, possibly an English variety, they tend to make essential oils from those, the fragrance is fragrant you French can't resist.

Mister Lou: So I must prefer the French Lavender don't you see the sense behind my smell?

Tennessee: Yes, and for me a Portuguese I found from Brittany that this variety is my national carnation so she arranges me a vase by my (dog)bed  but another fact of the matter is these plants are native to northern Spain. 

Tennessee: I am sorry I should not have said, carnation, my mother would not be happy with me to confuse you, lavender is of the floral family Lamiaceae, but you see in my country we had this revolution of peaceful ends to the prior dictatorship where red carnations symboled to say, "we want no bloodshed", from the muzzles of rifles carried during the coup.

Mister Lou: Muzzles are nice with florals?

Tennessee: Muzzles are NEVER nice&this is not that type of MUZZLE, MISTER, one track mind, it's a portion of a gun but the red carnation meant they looked for peaceful resistance.

Mister Lou: So every carnation colOR/flower has a meaning behind it?

Tennessee: There is so much feeling in the florals, history in the growth, when my mom arranges a piece she takes all these factors to be apart of the arrangement you see--

((Lou&Tennessee turn to look at Brittany Asch styling an arrangement for a fête))

Mister Lou: I can see that. She creates a mood with how she molds the natural fibers to suggest the oils van Oosterwijck painted to depict her reality of life:still:lives of flowers just cut:::

Tennessee: Sometimes I don't know what you are talking about Lou;

Mister Lou: Oh Tennessee, yes you do, but sometimes I feel the same about you.

Images and Floral Arrangements by Brittany Asch 

Mister Lou's Table Manners

TV

Betrayal on ABC

“My walker was sitting ( ! ) watching television, I wasn’t watching but I couldn’t help but feel involved

cause they

so often said, “Lou!”

When Lassie barks I bark back, but this just has me confused. What did I do?

What do we do?

My walker won’t stop watching. What if my walker becomes a sitter. I’m the 1 supposed to sit&stay.

Don’t play my game.”

— Mister Lou

Speaking For Lou

PUPPY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR CANINE 

A walker failed to clean up after their canine. Mister Lou is not happy about this behavior as it is a crime agaisnt shoes.

Never Without L/You

Hi I'm French by VERAMEAT

“If I could give you a ring when I miss you I would, as you know with these paws it is hard to call. You didn’t like when I used my teeth on your touch screen, I bet you Steve Jobs was working on something to problem solve so when you’re at your job and I’m at our pad with an iPad looking sad I can call:cause your fingers let me say what I think without breaking bad (JUST BARKING).
You should wear a ring to remind you that you are never without Lou, yes that is right, you.”

— Mister Lou

Barking!

for a BarkBox

I beg

for that box nieghbor barks about

all day while you are away

Barking Lou 

won't you send me something 

to bark back about

flowers came the other day 

BirchBox is always on it's way

I wait for the Post Man all day

 for you

shouldn't we agree  

to surprise me

I might bark until I get this box

yes I

've threatened you

for a BarkBox

Always Asking, 

Mister Lou

Disposible Day

Shot with:FujiFilm Quick Snap Disposible Camera 

Collar&Leash by Goyard

“Sunday, she is dressed in grey. Looking the other way. With one of my ladies holding my leash, don’t take my picture, please!”

— Mister Lou

#WayBackWednesday

Before I was a conversational canine I was a puppy, cuter than I could please. - Mister Lou

Lou's Weekend List

“You know me, I’m just walking for the weekend so hear me whine then or read my to do list on a Wednesday...cause the dog days of summer don’t linger much past September.”

— Mister Lou

1. Play with children during story time, the reading to be: "Hal,The Hampton's Hound", I need to unwind my leash after a long week.
2. Late night walk by the beach before I hit the [dog] bed.
3. A session on Saturday with my trainer, I admit I haven't been on my best behavior. 
4. Sunday stroll with the ladies on Job's lane before we picnic. To pick up something scrumptious &this piece at Skiffington's is sure to be a hit, just don't put a sandwich from The Golden Pear in it:

Find Marie Turnor Picnic Bags at Skiffington's on Job's Lane in South Hampton, NY

Where Paws Walk

guide dog in a box

“Walker ​inspiration for where to let my leash lead you, wouldn’t you please grab a copy while you are at Bloomies:your boots were made for walking, so won’t we?””

— Mister Lou

WeimarWear

 pʌɡ ≠ vī-mə-rä-nər 

“Those Weimaraners can wear whatever, a Pug could never pull looks > a puppy cut.”

— Mister Lou

Tips

Q, quite quaintly is not a letter I want to quip with on the quotidian. 

Q-Tip on the other hand, is well welcome to walk me any day. Always wanted to be in a Tribe that goes on

Questions?

Just a tip my friends, I prefer Cotton Buds to other products that corner you at // on the market.

Answer: 

Cotton Buds are like friends who help you reach, 

when you can't quite fetch what you are quipping about.

&My answer allows me to introduce:

ps: unlike a certain pharmacy named by corners we cross, I can go inside this store, so do explore, you might find me, inside the door, pretending I am in flight to Japan, I hear I would be big there.

Working

Cat Condo

“Sniffing down Kent, to River Street, I find a complex matter for a canine. A complex of cat condo’s. In a neighborhood of canines there:::there is a place for felines. Originally built by those who have been moved to the Point of Green by condos, as Kent was never meant to be Sweet&Low:::there is a home for what some say is not a friend but a faux. For me as you see I find all breathing beings to be part of my posse which is why when I walk the street to the river, I am glad I intermingle in this habitat where bones are created by mixing well the two separate species to build what we sniff on either side of the street, homes for you &me.”

— Mister Lou

Dog Bed

Portrait of Mister Lou 

Bougie Nail Bars

Manicures:Uptown Obligations

of Before:Bougie{nail}Bars 

arrived in

Brooklyn:Before

Clyde's{bags}Commuted 

L(eft) to the new East(side)

One Train Rider

Blocks are just Gaps

Ballin' Behavior

To Whomever Goes Seaside:

Sneak me onto the beach please

we are bound to play so pick up

Ballin' Behavior:For bikini Fetch 

as bending over to toss balls 

on sand 

is not lady like. 

Sincerely Yours,

Mister Lou  

Future Friend

Spotty,

I was observing the Lampoon and Geranimo barked about needing to meet you. Normally he is not the one to suggest, extra effort but the effect of your use of combining ham without green eggs but with the ABC's made you a needed future friend. We all seem to like Whole Foods and working to make well of what we see from our four legs. 

We lack spots, and you are Spotty, so next time you come to town please lets party, I know a good spot, its in Madison Square Park, they serve a Bag-O-Bones. Let me know when.

 Scincerly Yours,

Mister Lou