Suggested Dress?
Sarah Scribner
“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.”
“My sweater is from Barney’s.
Where do people get tails from? Wait didn’t Fendi sell some fox tails a few seasons ago?
Were Frenchie tails in when I was with my litter?
So you are saying they took my tail because they predicted as a pup I would be cold?
I woulda gone to Petco had I known a cashmere blend cost so much.”