Aflac Assures
Sarah Scribner
I'm very glad my humans got Aflac. The duck makes sure everyone in the family is taken care of, even goldfish. Beef bones that are USDA Prime. Chews that are really chitlins, not recycled plastic imitation leather car seats from vehicles built in a country once called Yugoslavia. The same brand of tennis balls they use at the U.S. Open which golden retrievers have killed for, especially the custom made red ones. Their catnip is genuine Hawaiian. Then there is the poor Springer Spaniel down the street. Ever since her humans decided to save money on their automobile insurance, she's had to eat this awful lizard stew.
"#Something about this yogurt #makes #me feel like I'm gonna get 16 love handles, but I'll #eat the #spoon anyway."